Friday, October 24, 2008

Blakee in the Hut Episode 1

There was once a coach not to be named (Coach Erik Blakee III, I mean the IV) who ruled by the stomp of his boot. His intellect was unmatched only by his nickname "Quadzillia" (or because of his massive quads and or cock... wait. what?) Anyways, high political power rained supreme atop the throne of Mont. Washington. Living amongst the impetuous centaur was two men (impossible to describe how great they are in one, two, three or even seven words... but maybe ten. That depends if hermaphrodite is one or two words) Captain Ry and Maestro Kyle (not to be confused with Mistro) All three incredibly stunning creatures of the round table lived in a huge Hut not by any means small, extremely elegant with a lot of leather bound books and expensive wines...yea you get the point.. really expressive wines... millions.
This caused a massive flock of men and woman, mostly woman to the Hut. A samurai sanctuary for the underprivileged decedents of Dinoysus (for you incompetent readers the God of Wine and Ecstasy.. yes the drug) This sanctuary was the Mecca of all Meccas... especially for Olympic Power Lifting.
One Sensei quickly came into power in the confines of the Hut. Nicholas the XXI a.k.a The Jack of All Trades/ Olympic Power-lifter(under the household name Dr. Squat)/Family Man who set a balance of political ambition in the strides of the Hut. Who undermined the capability of Blakees overzealous power trips.

To Be Continued....

This is brought to you by the witty minds of two extremely talented and qualified college students bound for excellence/weathlyness... did I mention hot babes.

Kyle Langlais
Ry Sanderson

Word up homie.

Video to get you amped for the weekend Binge.. yes watch the whole thing.

Photo that will get you naked/wet:



1 comment:

K said...

How did you get Matt Little to star in that music video?